I'm going to go get drunk with a bunch of cops tonight.
And then they are going to make me do fun tests to see if I'm really drunk.
It's totally philanthropic. Sort of. The police academy is having their HGN (do not ask me what it stands for, I can't remember) night and I am going to be a volunteer so they can graduate. Plus Mr. Sparky needs to finish five more things so he can be certified. It should be fun. Hope I don't do anything inappropriate.
We went to our first counseling session today and it was good. But you probably didn't know anything was wrong so I'll have to fill you in on that later. Maybe after I get home tonight. Mmmm, drunk blogging. That should be fun!